Grape Prankster Prints

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Scary stuff

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Who's the new guy?'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Where are you going?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Snowball Fight With Santa

'They think I can walk on water.'

"I said I wanted a watch!"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."