Grape Harvesting Pillows

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

'It's your wife; she wants you to pick something up.'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

The Vineyard

"Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

A giant glass of red wine

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Nouveau wine

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."