Grant Chaser Mugs

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

The Salesman

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Breakthrough

Mohamed Salah

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Men can show their emotions!

Letter writing lady.

Chris Froome

Tango

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Bucket List

Professional football.

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

Success

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Chasing the dollar

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme