Grandmother-in-law T-Shirts

'My grandma sent her first text to me. She used only vowels.'

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

The Gramma Awards

This seat reserved for little old Jewish ladies with shopping bags and plastic rainhats

SUPERGRAN!

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bond James, Bond."

Prize vegetables.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Children's Parties

International Women's Day

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"They grow up so fast."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Lady of the Cake.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

baby sweetcorn...