Grandmaster Of Games Prints

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"They grow up so slow."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Party games.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Rock, paper, scissors

Official Support Groups

Cheating Death

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

The inventions of baseball

Venting at Food Mart

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

A Member of the Tate.

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

Whack - a - mole.

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."