Grandma Humor Mugs

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'You're texting? Wait--'

Lady taking dog for walk.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"Grandma, what big – wait, is that a flamethrower?"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Rock on Grandma!

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Muy mum rocks.

An old lady Kitesurfing

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

The geometry of everyday life