Grandchildren Pillows

"Have you any idea how much that playstation cost?"

'They speak fish!'

'And to my teenage grandchildren, I leave my unused phone minutes.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"Kids."

S is for snow

Generation Gap

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"iPad, huh? When I was your age, I remember getting hold of a piece of carbon paper once. Amused myself for days after I figured out how it worked."

'I thought my grandfather was really modern until I found out what I thought was a Bluetooth headset was really a hearing aid.'

'Grandma, have you ever thought of just upgrading Grandpa's operating system?'

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

"Hey, look, grampa was a flip phone!"

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Dear, I hope you don't think I'm too old-fashioned, but do you think you could call me 'Grandmother' or 'Grandma' instead of 'Butt-Head'?"

"City kids."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

The sandwich generation

"How do we know it's really grandma? Maybe it's someone who looks like her. It's called phishing."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'

"Grandpa, tell us about the time when people used to believe politicians when they said they had everything under control!"

Father Christmas.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Why do we have to see the doctor? Why couldn't Grandma sew me up?'

Santa's naughty list and nice list.

'No! I do not like your new outfit!'

"First, break the egg...."

See saw

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"That's crap we inherited. That's our crap. We'll let the grandkids sort it out."