Grand Design Admirer Mugs

An ornate table-tennis table.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'He does lack social skills.'

Early Colour TV

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

"You need a hobby."

Painting and decorating

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Cave Wallpaper

All you'd expect in a British car!

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'You've been drinking again.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"Very minimalist"

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

The Eyes of Herod - Influenced by Whistler's Peacock Room

Frank Gehry's backyard

'Elevator'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Are you sure you followed the plan exactly?"

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

'I thought you said you bought a great dane.'