Grammarian Pillows

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'Please, Miss, surely 'trousers' should be singular at the top and plural at the bottom?'

"I must warn you that, Judge, Farrell, is known for his long sentences."

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Love, death and grammar.

California Institute of Advanced Language Research,

'Is there a hyphen in stickup?'

'I'm sorry, Mrs. Marks but I'm afraid your husband has fallen into a deep comma...'

"I like it. Let's add a P in front just to mess with everyone."

"He's getting away officer he stole all my punctuation commas apostrophes exclamation points periods ellipses everything."

"I've been blocked by a thousand people on Twitter."

No New Grammer Schools

Here lays John Spinks - Scholar and Pedant who fought and lost his last battle against misuse of 'Lay' a transitive verb.

'I should be on that.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"You there, Mister L! You're the only one in this word who has a right to remain silent."

"You used 'there' instead of 'they're.' You used 'to' instead of 'too'. You used. . ."

"Before I begin, I should warn you that in my quest for truth and my relentless war against corruption I will now and then split an infinitive and end an occasional sentence with a preposition."

"He says he can't live in a world where 'empty-chair' is a verb."

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

"Aha. See - you used a double negative there."

Grammar got run over by a reindeer

"My wife's an editor."

"Dr Whom?"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Hello mate, hows' things's! I havent seen you in year's?"

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

"Never mind what your Grandma said, a split infinitive is what I say it is, so into your smoke put pipe oh, sit down, boy!"

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

'Call the Nurse...I just split an Infinitive.'

"Very traditional. He's the noun. She's the adjective."