Grammar Police Prints

'Not me. You go tell him it's misspelled.'

Grumpy old man kicking exclamation mark.

'More might have turned up, Sir, if you had put the apostrophe in the correct place...'

"Your father's upset because I've been autocorrecting him."

"Sorry, Gary, I only date guys who know the difference between your, you're and yore."

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

"I'm sorry, you overused all caps."

We have skule clothes.

"Somebody? Anyone? Surely one of you can form a sentence without the word 'like' in it!"

A Puppet Named Juan

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

Punctuation Police

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'The Questioner'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Lessons in Prehistory.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"