Graduation In Space Studies Gifts

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Parking meter on the moon.

Eureka!

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Learner Driver

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Moon Lander

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Girls in Science

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Life in the fastest lane.

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Bob found maps very misleading.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Day One, NASA