Graduation From Teacher School Prints

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

A Puppet Named Juan

'What's play?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Staff Yearbook

School holidays

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

Gorillas Learn to Read.

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Builder's School

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Bell ringer.

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."