Graduating With A Finance Degree T-Shirts

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Day trading.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Eurobonds Explained.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Which way up do you want it?"

The End of Trump?

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

The early days of Warren Buffett.

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Investment strategy - fear."

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

We cater to the small investor.

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Consumer Confidence 50c

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Euro crisis.

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'