Graduating To Parenthood Mugs

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The adoration of the gels.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"She's been so creative lately."

A midwife holding a baby

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."