Graduating To Middle School Pillows

'Opinions of life, 5th grade...Facts of life, 7th grade.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"How was prom?"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

School holidays

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Highschool sign.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

High School

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'