Graduating Music School Mugs

Conservatoire

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Big Bang Theory.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Guitarist

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Rhapsody in Blue.

No Elgar!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Triangle

Theorbo

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Piano Keyboard

Picasso: The Early Years

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'