Graduating From University Mugs

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Warning: Math Ahead!

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

The adoration of the gels.

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."