Graduating From Tech Program Mugs

Mac OS 20

Big Bang Theory.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

' A good idea '

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

All Hail the Matriarchy

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'