Graduating From Kindergarten T-Shirts

Boy and girl at thier studies

Big Bang Theory.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Green Balloon

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Toy Shops and Educated Children

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

i-teddy

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"This is what's known as a book."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

School holidays

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"