Graduating From Kindergarten T-Shirts

Boy and girl at thier studies

Big Bang Theory.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Green Balloon

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

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'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"