Graduating From A Fitness Program Prints

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Big Bang Theory.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

' A good idea '

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Barristers

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Exercise Class

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Law School teacher.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Fitness guru.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.