Graduating College Mugs

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'That's two happy meals, a shake, and four years of college down the drain.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"No, accepting students who are unqualified is not what we mean by diversity."

College students across the nation protest tuition hikes.

Welcome to University of Lowered Expectations...formerly: College of Hard Knocks.

These estimates need checking and I thought who hasn't paid off his student loan yet.

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

"Another hike in college tuition. This is killing my folks!"

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'It's between summer school in Brussels or home restructuring my student debt.'

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"I had a dream that a rich guy came to campus and paid off our student loans."

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

"No one else in my family got out of the garden, much less made it to college."

"Well, when I went to college we didn't have student loans..."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'Regarding salary requirements...just how huge is your student debt?'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"I can't get used to being a grownup."