Graduate Griper Prints

'Actually, we're looking for someone who's willing to start at the bottom and stay there.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Good Luck!

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Good Luck!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Bad times to sneeze

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'Does my head look big in this?'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Student Debt

Hear me, Graduates!

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'