Grading Gurus Prints

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Maths is fun!'

Jewish Geometry

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Kirsten Johnson

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Report card."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Examiners.

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Hares looking at Euclid

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

'Straight A's. That means good.'

The geometry of everyday life

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

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