Grade Whisperers Mugs

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Compression

Children's education

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Mother's Love

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

A boy and his spin patrol.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Having It All

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'