Grade Chaser Prints

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

"Mr. Amin, I want to thank you for being my teacher."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"Robert prays for the answers."

"I can't believe you got a 100 on that final test!"

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"Your eight year old brother took the same course online at home and got an 'A'."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

The Salesman

Breakthrough

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I started a collection!"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Men can show their emotions!

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"I got a job!"

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Professional football.

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Success