Grade A Student Prints

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

Examiners.

"Report card."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

GCSE's

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"