Gown Grumbler Prints

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Another meeting?"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Permanently Offended By Something

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

Boredband Internet

"...And perhaps Sir would care to look at the whine list..."

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

'I hate grocery shopping.'

'Nobody told me that I had to buy something before I could complain about it. That's what I want to complain about.'

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."

"My feet are killing me."

"I was his best friend...until the day when he brought home this lousy smartphone!"

"I don't mind you complaining, but please do it in time with the music."

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells sends a text.