Government Satire Enthusiast Mugs

"There you are!"

Mr. EEEEEEEE

'Our best exit strategy is to privatize the military and send in mercenaries.'

'Eric won't watch the Budget in case it taxes his brain.'

Planning Office - acquired by Tesco

Management of the Sahara falls to the NHS...

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Political convention

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

Loan Alley

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

SAGE mentality

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Very Presidential."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Death to the Extremists

A Little Extra

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."