Government Regulator Prints

'Sure, it's a great invention, but does it comply with all government guidelines?'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Police Statetion

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'