Government Reformer Prints

'Nice little community you folks have here -- How'd you like to make sure nobody ORGANIZES it?'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Arizona In Black

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Pre-Old Blues

'Lessons have been learned.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

New dunce caps

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Bureau of Power to the People

Count on the People

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Stethoscope line.

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

Policing the Police

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

Investigating Yourself

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'