Government Processes Lover Prints

'I'm glad to see that you've finally come to your census.'

Quality Control

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Facelook

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Literary rain

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Bureau of Red Tape

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Go Back to New York

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

Post Office. Frank you forgot to seal your envelope. The other "zip code."