Government Go-getter Pillows

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to REGULATE it!'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Very Presidential."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Best System in the World

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

The Thinker and the Doer.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Impeachment Wave

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Mice in the Commons

'Okay, where's Obama?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Obama builds own gallows.

When Your First Term Is Going to Be Your Last

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

Partisan Politics