Government Go-getter Pillows

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to REGULATE it!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Very Presidential."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Mice in the Commons

Impeachment Wave

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Okay, where's Obama?'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Obama builds own gallows.

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

Partisan Politics

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'