Government Explorer Mugs

Department of Dot Connection

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Department of Nanotechnology

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"They were built during a pandemic."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Science and Coronavirus

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Cures for Ye Plague