Government Explorer Mugs

Department of Dot Connection

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Department of Nanotechnology

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"They were built during a pandemic."

Go ahead and dissect me

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science and Coronavirus

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'