Government Bureaucracy T-Shirts

"Remember the time you fought City Hall? - They want a rematch."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You're fired."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Quality Control

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"National security adviser"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Time for More Paperwork

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'