Government Aide Prints

After Dinner at the White House

Your Fired

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

The president's men

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Capital Tours

"Whine and cheezed party."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Politicians are from Uranus.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"From this you make a living?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'