Governess Mugs

Servants - The Governess

A boy being made to stand in the corner

In Difficulties.

The unexpected breaking up of the seminary for young ladies

Father looking for his son to punish with a whip

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Spare the Rod

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"You're fired."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

The Anti-Agent

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

The president's men

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'