Gourmet Treat Trader Mugs

'How about a trade? This tasty treat for that tastless old TV remote control.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Pack of oreos.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'