Gourmet Treat Trader Mugs

'How about a trade? This tasty treat for that tastless old TV remote control.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'