Gourmet Fruit Lover Prints

Paris Fruit-seller.

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'What are you eating now?'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...