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'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

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'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

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Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

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'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

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'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

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'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

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'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

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"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

"Far out, man."

"I grilled your chicken, and it admitted everything."

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out'.

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

The genie of the lava lamp - "Peace and love my most groovy master!"