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The Shape Of Things To Come

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

The Reaper's Arms

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Tim Burton

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Bat

"You dressed!"

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."