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'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Two for Joy."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

An Emoo.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'