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Goth Moths

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

Emo Snail

New Romantic

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'