Goth Heart Mugs

'You're not nearly as grim as I thought you'd be.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'