Goth Heart Mugs

'You're not nearly as grim as I thought you'd be.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'