Gop Watcher T-Shirts

Donald Trump ringmaster with GOP clown car

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?"

Flushing Democracy

Worthless B*****ds

The End of Trump?

John McCain

The Kraken

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Famous Pieces of Paper

Report No Evil

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Abdullah Debate

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Voter Suppression

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

Lobbying/Corrupt Practices

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

George Will

Scott Walker keeps his job.

FDA Ingredients

United States of Cheney.

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Setting fire to the US flag