Goose Gifter Prints

Scrooge's last christmas - 'A goose boy. I want a nice big goose!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Birthday Racing Car

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Valentines Balloons

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

S**t Threw a Goose

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'