Goose Gifter Prints

Scrooge's last christmas - 'A goose boy. I want a nice big goose!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

S**t Threw a Goose

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

It's the thought that counts!

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'