Goodwill Ambassador Prints

Truce.

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Are you OK hun?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Nuclear Proliferation

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Teach Love

Emotional Support Dog

Carbon footprint

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

Welcome to our team.

'The Christ Child'

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

Libra Conference Berlin

Water carriers/bearers.

"It's such a nice day!"

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

Wishing swell.

USA commercial flights to Cuba

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

'Thanks for showing the new kid around, Wesley.'

I feel happy