Good Morning Mugs

Sunrise and Sunset

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Waking Up With Rooster.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Rooster

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee