'We wish you well.'
Good Luck Wish Gifts
Looking for a way to send your good luck wishes? Our selection of thoughtfully designed products celebrates new ventures, milestones, and uplifting messages. Whether relocating, starting a new job, or embarking on a fresh adventure, these gifts add a touch of encouragement and positive energy to any significant life event.
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
Overjumpers
"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."
"Why bother?"
"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."
"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."
"Toi Toi Toi!"
'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'
Asking out a palm reader.
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."
Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.
"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."
Pie Filling Reader
'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'
"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."
Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.
"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"
A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"
'Joe has been partying hard!'
'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'
'Your future looks charming.'
"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."
'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
Good Luck Wish Gifts Collection
Good Luck Wish Mugs
Discover our collection of good luck wishes mugs — perfect for starting a new adventure with a positive note.
Good Luck Wish Pillows
Brighten a space and someone's day with our good luck pillows, combining comfort with uplifting messages for extra encouragement.
Good Luck Wish Prints
Find inspiring wall art in our good luck wish prints, a wonderful way to motivate and celebrate life's new beginnings.
Good Luck Wish T-Shirts
Check out our good luck themed t-shirts, designed to motivate and bring a smile as you or someone you love takes on new challenges.