Good Intentions Guru Prints

'It's the road to Hell.'

Cat Reunion

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Honey badger do care.

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

Charity mugger

Ballerina and the light switch.

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"

"Done saving the world for today."

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler