Gong Enthusiasts Prints

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Impressing dad.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

COWS: Cow Pong

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Dance.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Mood Swings.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"The estranged string trio."

The Gong

"The guy's a natural!"

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The natural selection process in golf.

Table Tennis ball-boys

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"