Gondola Rider Prints

'Don't they ever go down with their ruddy gondolas?'

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Pushy Dog

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Gondolier

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Drone Spray

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"I think it's from accounting."

Drone Baby Delivery

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

A man shoots at a drone.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Fighting Gondoliers.

Hell's Schlegel

Labradrone

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'